tastefullyoffensive:

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

its-halloween-cas:

becca-morley:

you fucked up

My six pack has arrived due to laughter

fishingboatproceeds:

just-a-little-olive:

Nerdfighteria at Keene pumpkin fest

Are you a pumpkin wizard???

finnyisintheimpala:

HE SMASHES INTO THE SHELF I’M CRY

finnyisintheimpala:

HE SMASHES INTO THE SHELF I’M CRY

thewaywardplatypusinthetardis:

lucernal:

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a series of unnecessary events

did you just

we should send this post to all of our english teachers

thesky-is-notmine:

i-cant—-change:

mysticanthia:

mogatrat:

zombieofthesith:

This made me giggle like a loser.

boss is going by
quick wave at the boss

Darth Vader is probably squealing inside, but he has to keep his tough exterior.

i have been laughing for the past twenty minutes omg


move along

thesky-is-notmine:

i-cant—-change:

mysticanthia:

mogatrat:

zombieofthesith:

This made me giggle like a loser.

boss is going by

quick wave at the boss

Darth Vader is probably squealing inside, but he has to keep his tough exterior.

i have been laughing for the past twenty minutes omg

move along

castiel-aint-noise-pollution:

theguardianjackfrost:

westerosi-wholocked:

mishafuckingackles:

dean-winchester-is-batman:

dracomafloy:

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Come and come on and RAISE YOUR RAT

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reblogging this because it has a shitload of notes and i really can’t understand how that happened BUT YEAH 

HOLY FUCK THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON TUMBLR 

IT’S BACK

And this is one of the reasons that I love being a Potterhead

//ITS BACK AND BETTER THAN BEFORE HOLY SHIT

THIS IS WHY I JOINED TUMBLR

alwaysalliemae:

alec-bings:

PEOPLE IN NORTHERN VIRGINIA: I HAVE TO REHOME MY PET RABBITS IN A WEEK.
Squints is a gray male bunny rabbit, and Jalopy is a black female lionhead. Both are fixed. They are about 4 years old and are a bonded pair.
I’m moving and I can’t afford to keep them.
None of the local no-kill rescues take surrenders from individuals, and a shelter that promised to list them on pet finder for me never came through (after WEEKS of playing e-mail tag).
They are super cute and nice but no one I know wants them. They have some health problems (basically, they need eye drops for an infection THAT WILL GET BETTER!!) and if you want them I will take them to the vet for One Last Visit on my dime.
I would not be posting this on tumblr if I hadn’t started to panic about this.
If I can’t rehome them before September sixth, they will either go to the shelter or languish with my parents (who won’t be able to medicate their eyes).
I’m frEAKING OUT

Signal boost!I had rabbits growing up and man, they’re good pets.

alwaysalliemae:

alec-bings:

PEOPLE IN NORTHERN VIRGINIA: I HAVE TO REHOME MY PET RABBITS IN A WEEK.

Squints is a gray male bunny rabbit, and Jalopy is a black female lionhead. Both are fixed. They are about 4 years old and are a bonded pair.

I’m moving and I can’t afford to keep them.

None of the local no-kill rescues take surrenders from individuals, and a shelter that promised to list them on pet finder for me never came through (after WEEKS of playing e-mail tag).

They are super cute and nice but no one I know wants them. They have some health problems (basically, they need eye drops for an infection THAT WILL GET BETTER!!) and if you want them I will take them to the vet for One Last Visit on my dime.

I would not be posting this on tumblr if I hadn’t started to panic about this.

If I can’t rehome them before September sixth, they will either go to the shelter or languish with my parents (who won’t be able to medicate their eyes).

I’m frEAKING OUT

Signal boost!
I had rabbits growing up and man, they’re good pets.

iamrillieanerd:

So, today ( august 25th) is our 15th anniversary and PolarbearCa was in the game while I was doing the dishes leaving me this.

He and our daughter Angelcakeca got on my account this morning and mod reqed to have him added to my LakeTown condo plot ( which I kept forgetting to do), and then he added this huge wool heart, and a haiku at the door, and then a love note that goes around the heart on signs!!!

This is the sweetest thing ever in my opinion! it made me cry.

We are not materialistic people and promised each other a long time ago at the beginning that we would not do bought gifts and cards and flowers that die and waste away, and feed into a money hungry corporate society that says you need flowers and diamond and roses to express love.

I love it for many reasons….cause we are nerds, and gamers and we love minecraft on Nerdcrafteria, and also, because PolarBearCA is a quiet guy, he does not do public displays of affection often, so this means a lot to me.

I’m keeping this art instillation up for a while. so if you want to come see it in game it is at /warp haiku in my haiku art gallery in Laketown.

the whole thing reads around the heart:

for fifteen years, you have been my love, my partner in all things…my best friend. You are my soulmate. I have loved you since the day we met 15 years ago today. We made a life together, we made some children together. We made it through illness and very tough times…times we are still in…and we did it together. Thank you for all you have done…and all you do. Thank You for our life…and most of all Thank You for being…MY Ellie… bit.ly/15yrsl8r

the link goes to his tumblr and an anniversary card he made me…which I also adore :)

Nerd Love…it’s real…if you are young just starting out having met someone online you click with….don’t think it can’t last…we are living proof it can…but like everything in life…it works because you have to work at it.

We have everyday stresses and things that have been hard in 15 years to deal with, like his illness ( cfs/me & fibro)…and my ADHD and seasonal depression…all while starting and raising a family. But through it all, we have had each others back. We still laugh together everyday, and play video games together and are raising two pretty cool nerdfighter kids.

We got this far because we never go to bed angry…even if it means hashing it out until the morning light breaks, and because we enjoy each others company.

He truly is my best friend…who I was so lucky to have found, and fell immediately in love with.

It may seem sappy and silly and all gushy romantic and nerdy weird to express your love in a video game… but I don’t care…this is the best anniversary gift I could have ever asked for :)

~Rillie

The importance of the comma

darksuntheenderdragon:

moonstruckmod:

bempie:

ask-drunken-lin-bei-fong:

charitywaterproject:



EVERY REBLOG GENERATES 1-5 CENTS DONATION TO CHARITY: WATER
More RE-BLOGS = More DONATIONS = More LIVES SAVED
100% of donations directly fund water projects for communities in need, and we prove each one using photos and GPS coordinates on Google Maps.
$20  = 1 CHILD CLEAN WATER FOR 20 YEARS
CLICK HERE TO GIVE WATER   &  MAKE SOMEONE’S CHRISTMAS
Happy Christmas Everyone,
Richard :-)



REBLOG 5,000,000 TIMES

WHERE ARE THERE SO LITTLE NOTES YOU GUYS
FUCKING REBLOG THIS SAVE SOME LIVES.

Oh okay.

I can’t not reblog.
I care too much.

darksuntheenderdragon:

moonstruckmod:

bempie:

ask-drunken-lin-bei-fong:

charitywaterproject:

EVERY REBLOG GENERATES 1-5 CENTS DONATION TO CHARITY: WATER

More RE-BLOGS = More DONATIONS = More LIVES SAVED

100% of donations directly fund water projects for communities in need, and we prove each one using photos and GPS coordinates on Google Maps.

$20  = 1 CHILD CLEAN WATER FOR 20 YEARS

CLICK HERE TO GIVE WATER   &  MAKE SOMEONE’S CHRISTMAS

Happy Christmas Everyone,

Richard :-)

REBLOG 5,000,000 TIMES

WHERE ARE THERE SO LITTLE NOTES YOU GUYS

FUCKING REBLOG THIS SAVE SOME LIVES.

Oh okay.

I can’t not reblog.

I care too much.

eldergreene:

literally me

eldergreene:

literally me